toolbar builder Bazo's Jist: The Sexy Women That Broke Rappers’ Hearts

Saturday 17 September 2011

The Sexy Women That Broke Rappers’ Hearts



Yeah, rappers have access to endless amounts of women and groupies, but they can still suffer from broken hearts. It takes a special woman to make a hard rapper melt and get all weepy. But these ladies did it.

And let’s not forget that they’re ALL (well, mostly…) lookers! Below is a few of the ladies that broke rappers’ hearts.


Jennifer Lopez - She had Diddy making sappy songs about needing love and shit after she took her cakes down the aisle with her next conquests, leaving the Bad Boy CEO in the dust. Maybe he can do a remix with Marc Anthony for the 2011 version.


Tahiry - She took her ample goodies to another team, leaving Jump Off Joe Budden to lick his wounds. Fortunately, his turmoil leads to better music. Unfortunately, it also leads to more attention whoring and drama. Win/lose.


Erykah Badu - She eats rappers for lunch and finds another one to gobble up for dessert. We just heard about how she dumped Common OVER THE PHONE! He’s still reeling, but he moved on to bigger and plumper things…


Serena Williams - Serena’s fat ass had Common feeling all weepy after their relationship ended. While he’ll probably find love again, he won’t find a rump like that.


Lauryn Hill – Before (or maybe kind of during) she had her unique relationship with Mr. Marley, she was getting taken to the chop shop by Wyclef. It ended pretty nastily with diss records flying left and right. I’d argue that he never really recovered creatively. Poor ‘Clef.


Tammy Torres - “I had my heart broken by some woman named Tammy/ but hoes gon’ be hoes so I couldn’t blame Tammy” Weezy got his little heart torn to bits by the chick from the “Ms. Officer” video. Maybe that’s what those tattoo tears are for. No?


Rihanna – If you believe the rumors, then you’d believe that she’s been through quite the Hip-Hop Chop Shop. But she only broke one person’s heart: Drake. Drizzy’s been crooning and rapping about his one-night stand with Rihanna like it damn near changed his life. It just might have.


Amber Rose - We’re not sure how much she broke Kanye’s heart, but we do know she cut him deep. Now she’s moved on to Wiz Khalifa. Hopefully lightning doesn’t strike twice!


Alexis Phiifer - Amber may not have hurt Kanye too badly, but his ex-fiancee Alexis Phifer really did a number on him. Yeezy made a whole weepy autotuned album about the girl! Those are heartaches for real.


Ciara - See that, Bow Wow? That’s the best piece of ass you’ve ever got and probably ever will get. We’d be making shitty, mushy songs too if we had to live with that realization. Bow probably had Omarion sing him to sleep for months after Ciara left.


Kat Stacks - She broke Soulja Boy’s heart by making videos of him with that white girl on his hotel dresser. I know I said these were sexy pics, but Kat Stacks and “sexy” don’t go together at all. Sorry peeps.


Chelsea Handler - No, this isn't Chelsea Handler. This’ porn star Alicia Tyler.


^That’s Chelsea Handler. But I promised you sexy, so we had to deliver before scaring you away. Believe it or not, that old mug had 50 Cent weeping into his G-Unit body pillow. How the mighty have fallen.


Janet Jackson - She had Jermaine Durpi’s hearts all in knots, and we don’t blame him one bit for being torn up. It’s Janet Freaking Jackson! Poor little munchkin.

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